Oh So Hipster
I was eating faces before that guy in Miami made it cool.
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Thank you amazon for express shipping now I can continue reading a Clash of Kings
Since everyone is busy and all my errands are done, I’m gonna get nice and drunk, and play video games till my eyes bleed
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Under the Microscope
Almost four months without a cigarette. Suck it Phillip Morris.
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Luck is preparation meeting opportunity.
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Relationships are harder now
Because conversations became texting, arguments became phone calls, feelings became subliminal messages online, sex became easy, the word “love” gets used out of context, insecurities have become your way of thinking, getting jealous became a habit, trust has been lost, cheating became an accident, leaving became the only option & being hurt became natural.
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